“Have we been here before, or did we just see it
on TV?” —RV traveler
America is homogenized and the regional differences are gone. Since
it is possible to explore the world without entering any unfamiliar
territory,
why should one have to endure any hardship at all? This is Nowhere
spotlights the new breed of traveler who wishes to “camp” in
absolute comfort without the messy dirt, fire, outhouses, trees or
animals.

The Census Bureau labels the more than 2.8 million people who live
in motor homes, campers and trailers as the “affluent homeless,” but
they refer to themselves as “full-timers.” They have no fixed
address, but tend to live in the lap of luxury. Keeping 80 gallons of
gas in the tank as you tour the country requires money. The RVs are loaded
with multiple TVs, VCRs, satellite dishes, washers, dryers, marble floors
and computers with G.P.S. systems. One behemoth actually doubles in size
at the push of the “expand” button.
A popular destination, along with the ubiquitous theme parks, ghost
towns, battlefields, and even national parks, are Wal-Mart parking
lots. With
an ironic nod to National Lampoon’s Vacation, these chain store
gypsies refer to themselves as “Wally-Worlders.” Wal-Mart
even created a special edition of the Rand McNally Road Atlas with a
23-page list of the addresses, highway exit numbers and services available
at every Wal-Mart in the U.S., Canada, Mexico and Puerto Rico. The Wally-Worlders
love it, even if they don’t drive to Puerto Rico very often.
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